I have an icy, sinking feeling …
Mimeograph!
Like the 'Mufax' of the '60s!
Oh man, I used to volunteer in the school office when I was a kid. When you ran off a bunch of those mimeographs, you could cop a good high off of them by huffing them while they were still warm!
Hey, don't feel so bad about reversing the polarity on a jumper. Not too long ago, I put a new outlet in my warehouse at the location where I'm storing my CB, so that I could keep it on a tender. I blew up two battery chargers before I realized that I had wired the outlet into a 280v overhead fluorescent circuit. The first one was connected to the bike, but luckily it sacrificed itself and didn't send a billion amps to the bike.