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Kill something each and every day,
No matter how small or insignificant.
If for no other reason than to maintain proficiency.

"I went to brush something off my cheek and it was the floor" Raymond Chandler

and

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal labotomy" Randy Hanzlick(?)

"Used oil in containers and a stack of worn tires is like looking at a pile of memories that you can't get anywhere else...priceless!"

2016 Haystack on meeting yearly riding goals

"Somebody put orange juice in my orange juice!" -- W.C. Fields, when somebody spiked his "orange juice" on set with actual orange juice.
“Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.”

― H.L. Mencken
"Where's the entrance to the exit? It oughta be illegal to have an exit that ya can't go into." - Popeye

Popeye. Love it!

My favorite is, "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today." -- Wimpy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30knrJBeyr0

Wimpy! I remember another one from him when he said, "I'll gladly give you two hamburgers tomorrow, if you'll give me one hamburger today." There was an early cartoon where a duck appeared. Wimpy produced a hand meat grinder and followed the duck saying, "Luncheon!"