Ok, while my oil is draining, I will check the weather forecast on the Weather Channel to see if it a good day for a ride. Oh wait, I just discovered that today there is a 24 hour marathon of my favorite old TV show “The Brady Bunch”! Time for popcorn and my favorite adult beverage.
This is clearly an exercise in "dominance and submission".
The life-sustaining fluid has been drained and the replacement is kept tantalizingly out of reach...now "smell the glove"...
The risk of carbon monoxide poisoning while waiting for the oil to drain from a cold engine...
Dang CB threw a rod and the JB Weld isn't working. Knew I shouldn't have reflashed the ECU to get more revs. I guess there's no point in trying to refill the crankcase 'cuz the oil will just keep leaking out, so we'll have to load 'er up in the back of this 'ol pickup truck, take 'er to Popgun's, and see if he'll rebuild it.

Uhh, I’ll get right on that

the occupants of the truck cracks me up
S1. So your idea is load up the bike and my leathers and drive to Hollywood?
S2, Yeah, then you suit up, I set you on fire, and you blast onto the set where they’re auditioning for Ghostrider 3.
S1. Lots of people have said I resemble Nicholas Cage, let’s do it!!!